Two witches watch two watches. Which witch watched which watch?
 - Unknown
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We Scare because We Care
 - "Monsters & Co" movie
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All a man really needs to be happy is work,
and a woman to drag him away from it,
or so I'm told. - Mike C. Fletcher
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Inside every old guy is a young guy wondering WTF happened.
 - big-giant-head, Slashdot
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Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.
 - Julia Roberts in the "Notting Hill" movie, with reference
    to a Chagall painting
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My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
 - maxpublic on Slashdot, July 2005
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The only thing the meek inherit is their ass being handed to them.
 - Elaine "hfb" Ashton, October 2005
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It will always be true that people that drive slower than me are morons,
and people that drive faster than me are idiots. :)
 - Matthew Carlisle on Slashdot, December 2005
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It might be a good rule simply to avoid any prestigious task.
If it didn't suck, they wouldn't have had to make it prestigious.
 - Paul Graham, January 2006
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them. - David Icke, April 2006
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oh oh, cavallo, oh oh, cavallo,
oh oh, cavallo, oh oh, cavallo,
oh oh
 - Roberto Vecchioni, Samarcanda, 1977
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Even if sometimes I talk in a teacher's way, it doesn't
necessarily mean that I know what I'm saying.
 - Nicola Larosa, January 2007
Il fatto che sembro a volte assumere un tono professorale
non significa necessariamente che sappia di cosa parlo.
 - Nicola Larosa, Gennaio 2007
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Well, it's been over 10 years now since I was a product manager for
a computer (networking) hardware company [...] Gah, "transitioning"???
I just used way too many corporate buzzwords in the above post.
Bad flashbacks. I feel dirty. OK, I have to go take a shower now.
 - Ken Restivo, January 2007
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Sul lavoro per essere pagata e stimata quanto un uomo, una donna deve
essere intelligente ed efficiente almeno il doppio, ma per fortuna questo
non è difficile. - Anonima, citata da Paolo Marchiori, Maggio 2006
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Any word not used as an expletive is not being used
to its fullest potential. - Fred Drake, March 2007
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
 - Anonymous
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Touring [is] not a bad way to make a living, albeit hard work, and not
without its scary moments. Like waking up in an hotel room you don't
remember checking into, and not being able to remember what town
or even what *country* you're in. Then looking out the window and
*still* being none the wiser. It usually turns out to be Belgium.
 - Joe Jackson, A Cure for Gravity, 1999
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The hallowed (sacred) hallows (relics) of a hallowed (holy) hallow
(saint) might be hallowed (venerated) in a hallowed (consacrated)
hallow (shrine). - "Hallow" Wikipedia page, October 2007
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The analogy of putting the toothpaste back in the tube seems appropriate,
but that's a piece of cake comparatively. In this case you're actually
trying to un-brush the crud back onto your teeth, and each piece of crud
should go right back where it was originally. - Damien Katz, April 2006
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Self-importance is bad enough by itself, even without the ignorance,
but you seem to do great in both. - George Sakkis, November 2007
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The music business has always created celebrities. And each celebrity has
profited for decades from that fame. Frank Sinatra is dead and he's still
profiting. Elvis is still alive and he's certainly still profiting.
 - Seth Godin, January 2008